Clinic

So I arrived to work this morning only to be told that I was going to go get the medical assessment for my residence visa out of the way. It was pretty standard in terms of a check up, basic stats, blood and urine samples, and a chest xray. I'm still figuring out how a chest x-ray is relevant....but what do I know I'm just a silly american. So here are a list of things I learned today.
- Lines don't exist
- Simply hand your papers to someone working and reference her as sister and she'll begin to work on your paperwork.
- They are really good at taking blood....quickest blood giving ever.
- When they say take this to reception, it means someone sitting at a desk somewhere in the lobby (this could have a double or triple meaning).
- I learned that if you are capable of growing a unibrow you should do so...its fashionable
- It's even more fashionable if you groom your unibrow in a v-shape...the thinner the better
- Unibrow's are unisex and both men and women are proud to have them....? (This one's best if read like saying...I'm Ron Burgandy?)

I'm learning a lot.